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/////// THIS IS ABOUT ME, ME, ME:

I would describe myself as easygoing, down to earth, creative, confident and masculine. Though I am also idealistic, funny, politically incorrect, driven, sensitive at times and I LOVE taking naps. I’d like to think that basically I AM Sarah Silverman, just in a slightly larger and hairier body. 
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Need more CDX?citizendangerx.comtwitter @CDXfacebookformspringflickr.com</description><title>the CDXblog</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @cdxblog)</generator><link>http://cdxblog.com/</link><item><title>Now you can crack! Crack! Crack! Also: “pudding…...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PxZxYZdzpWk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PxZxYZdzpWk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now you can crack! Crack! Crack! Also: “pudding… wooooo!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/434600856</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/434600856</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:57:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Here’s a super-easy recipe I made-up today. (BTW- it is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kywyb5qU6m1qzssxyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kywyb5qU6m1qzssxyo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s a super-easy recipe I made-up today. (BTW- it is Mike-tested, Massimo-approved.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mike’s Mini Egg-White Omelets&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’ll need: mini-muffin tin, 1.5 cups egg whites (I use the Stop &amp; Shop egg whites), 3 strips of Morningstar Farms veggie bacon (I suppose you could use real stuff), 2 non-fat cheese singles, nonstick cooking spray.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What to do: Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Spray non-stick cooking spray into the cups on the muffin tin, divide the bacon and cheese evenly into the cups - 1/4 strip bacon and 1/6th of the cheese piece in each tin. Top with 1 tablespoon of egg whites. You can also add a little peppers, onions or spinach if you want. Do that AFTER the egg. Each muffin cup should only be about 3/4 full.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bake for around 8 minutes. The mini omelets should slide right out of the pan. I top mine with a little sea salt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Using the ingredients above; each mini omelet has 17 calories/.5g fat/.5g fiber. 4 omelets = 1 WW point.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am working out a recipe utilizing larger muffin cups- look for it soon. =)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/432339184</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/432339184</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:18:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Got a new piece of artwork today in Portsmouth, NH.
Red Robot by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyw7qlRMVu1qzssxyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Got a new piece of artwork today in Portsmouth, NH.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Red Robot by “Big Mike” Gonzalves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thebiggestmikeever.blogspot.com"&gt;http://thebiggestmikeever.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/431534026</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/431534026</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 22:44:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tonight’s win = Malibu + Crystal Light and TV with the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyw44wUEbt1qzssxyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tonight’s win = Malibu + Crystal Light and TV with the folks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/431387045</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/431387045</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:26:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>If I wanna eat it- I gotta tweet it. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Starting tomorrow I will be logging everything I eat by tweeting a photo. Follow my new twitter feed &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/CDX2"&gt;@CDX2&lt;/a&gt; to see what happens.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hopefully the pressure will help me stay on track with my new routine of eating healthier. Or maybe it will just end up being a lot of food porn. Either way- we’ll see what happens!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/426731143</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/426731143</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:23:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear jerk in the red minivan; thanks for leaving me 8” of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrdzgo3Lh1qzssxyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dear jerk in the red minivan; thanks for leaving me 8” of clearance to get into my truck this morning. Douche.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/426191234</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/426191234</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:11:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I really hadn’t planned on being this sweaty today.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyq500ILgb1qzssxyo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I really hadn’t planned on being this sweaty today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/424713542</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/424713542</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear “guy in the office who poops 4 times a day”; First- bravo. Clearly you get the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Dear “guy in the office who poops 4 times a day”; First- bravo. Clearly you get the daily recommended allowance of fiber. Secondly- there are 4 stalls. Thanks for always picking the one right next to the urinals. Ugh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/424249433</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/424249433</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:03:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Not the cheeriest morning- but magnificent clouds!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kypi2lBxYG1qzssxyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not the cheeriest morning- but magnificent clouds!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/424089478</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/424089478</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 07:43:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Does anyone have any Alaska Airlines miles they want to gift to me? Maybe we can work out a trade?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Does anyone have any Alaska Airlines miles they want to gift to me? Maybe we can work out a trade?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/422426441</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/422426441</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:02:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Life lesson #1,635: never wash down your fish oil pills with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kynv70jzHa1qzssxyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Life lesson #1,635: never wash down your fish oil pills with chocolate milk. The disgusting consequences last all day. Trust me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/422160572</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/422160572</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:33:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>WTF!? $25 bill? Uhhhhhh? (Spotted at CVS on self-checkout...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymnzwBS161qzssxyo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;WTF!? $25 bill? Uhhhhhh? (Spotted at CVS on self-checkout machine.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/420765993</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/420765993</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:59:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Every time I move to a new city I have the same issue: how do I find a new doctor? I have yet to...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Every time I move to a new city I have the same issue: how do I find a new doctor? I have yet to find one good resource to help me narrow that search. Yes- there are lists, but I want reviews, credentials, etc. What am I missing? Do you have a resource for me?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/420067698</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/420067698</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:27:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
The man in 119 takes his tea alone.Mornings we all rise to...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://cdxblog.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/417095361/tumblr_kyjikm1W5N1qzssxy&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/432061824_d77b6787eb.jpg" height="500" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The man in 119 takes his tea alone.&lt;br/&gt;Mornings we all rise to wireless Verdi cries.&lt;br/&gt;I’m hearing opera through the door.&lt;br/&gt;The souls of men and women, impassioned all.&lt;br/&gt;Their voices climb and fall; battle trumpets call.&lt;br/&gt;I fill the bath and climb inside, singing.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He will not touch their pastry&lt;br/&gt;but every day they bring him more.&lt;br/&gt;Gold from the breakfast tray, I steal them all away&lt;br/&gt;and then go and eat them on the shore.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I draw a jackal-headed woman in the sand,&lt;br/&gt;sing of a lover’s fate sealed by jealous hate&lt;br/&gt;then wash my hand in the sea.&lt;br/&gt;With just three days more I’d have just about learned the entire score to Aida.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Holidays must end as you know.&lt;br/&gt;All is memory taken home with me:&lt;br/&gt;the opera, the stolen tea, the sand drawing, the verging sea, all years ago.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/417095361</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/417095361</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:09:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m thinking of getting a weekend job. I don’t really need the money- I just want to do...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m thinking of getting a weekend job. I don’t really need the money- I just want to do something where I get to meet more people and not use my brain too much. Maybe I will volunteer at a Museum or something. Anyone in the area got some ideas?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/415867365</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/415867365</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:30:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is today. Umm… yeah.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygorzWfUo1qzssxyo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is today. Umm… yeah.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/413654070</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/413654070</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:31:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I joined the “Chub Club” at work. Today was the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyf3eiKHRi1qzssxyo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I joined the “Chub Club” at work. Today was the second meeting. I lost 4.5 pounds from last week to this week. Awww snap! Progress.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/411820968</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/411820968</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:51:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m having breakfast with Dusty Springfield. It’s...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QR4vE9xL3yk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QR4vE9xL3yk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m having breakfast with Dusty Springfield. It’s just that sort of day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/411147333</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/411147333</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:41:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Another sleepless night.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Another sleepless night.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/410782371</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/410782371</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:45:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Awww. The boyfriend sent me 1-month anniversary flowers. Too...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydbdgq0tD1qzssxyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Awww. The boyfriend sent me 1-month anniversary flowers. Too cute. =)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cdxblog.com/post/409808151</link><guid>http://cdxblog.com/post/409808151</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:48:45 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
