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Now you can crack! Crack! Crack! Also: “pudding… wooooo!”
Mar 8th
Here’s a super-easy recipe I made-up today. (BTW- it...
Mar 7th
Got a new piece of artwork today in Portsmouth, NH.
Red...
Mar 7th
Tonight’s win = Malibu + Crystal Light and TV with the...
Mar 7th
If I wanna eat it- I gotta tweet it.
Starting tomorrow I will be logging everything I eat by tweeting a photo. Follow my new twitter feed...
Mar 4th
Dear jerk in the red minivan; thanks for leaving me 8”...
Mar 4th
I really hadn’t planned on being this sweaty today.
Mar 3rd
Dear “guy in the office who poops 4 times a day”; First- bravo. Clearly you get the...
Mar 3rd
Not the cheeriest morning- but magnificent clouds!
Mar 3rd
Does anyone have any Alaska Airlines miles they want to gift to me? Maybe we can work out a trade?
Mar 2nd
Life lesson #1,635: never wash down your fish oil pills with...
Mar 2nd
WTF!? $25 bill? Uhhhhhh? (Spotted at CVS on self-checkout...
Mar 1st
Every time I move to a new city I have the same issue: how do I find a new doctor? I have yet to...
Mar 1st